PRESS RELEASE: WAITERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

A revolution is raging across America, a revolution of the working man rising up against his tormentors. The common food and beverage server, held down so very long under the wretched heel of his oppressors, must eventually take to arms...or wallets as it were.

For many years now, in eateries and gin mills throughout the country, a vanguard force of silent organizers has been hard at work, laying the nefarious groundwork for their coming legions. These few good men and women, our fearless brothers and sisters, have pioneered, refined, and perfected the only feasible recourse to such hostile aggression: the subtle art of Scam.

At last, waiters and bartenders nationwide are cutting their own slice of the money pie and striking back at those who mistreated them so severely: the fat-cat restaurateur, his pack of frothing managers, and of course, the bleating, cheapskate guest.

Want in, you say? Well, of course, but like all great movements of the people, ours is guided by a manifesto, a doctrine, a plan. In this case, it comes in the form of an underground manual, a cult guidebook coveted by waiters and bartenders, chock full of step by step instructions on how to secretly turn the tables on your unsuspecting targets and take what is rightfully yours. Two veteran Bourbon Street waiters have finally taken this manifesto and put it into print. In How to Burn Down the House: The Infamous Waiter and Bartender’s Scam Bible, authors and fellow revolutionaries Peter Francis and R.Chip DeGlinkta have raised the red lantern and are leading the charge to redemption. Join the revolution, study your little red and black book, and onward to victory forever!