Orange Alert!

Let’s get the word out, comrades! No matter how fast I stoke the flames with these lil' devils, there’s still 100’s of millions of people in America who've yet to read the Scam Bible. Criminy, that’s a lot of books and a lot of potential targets. We’ve got a crisis on our hands, as if it wasn’t bad enough already. I’ve got mountains of Scam Bibles bearing down on my FEMA trailer like coal slag.

Trust me, disseminating this arcane know-how is the best thing for everyone involved. The working men and women deserve a little respect, the restaurant and bar owners are losing their asses, and the poor customers don’t have a clue.

Don’t take my word for it -

“An eye-opener for the 100 million of us who eat out every day.”
– Lynn Scherr, ABC 20/20

“If you think waiters are powerless tip slaves – guess again!”
– The Waiter, waiterrant.net

“If you ever plan on eating in a restaurant, you need to read this book.”
- Wayne Resnick, KFI 640 AM, Los Angeles

“A must read for restaurant and bar operators.”
- Bevinco

There’s something here for everyone. Heck, do what I did. Get a couple of thousand of these bad boys and stack’em up against the door jams to hold back the flood waters.

Just kidding, don’t do that...it doesn’t work.

See you soon.