AUCKLAND "PUMP HANDLES" WISE UP

The Kiwis have joined the fight! As we speak, a small black and red torpedo is hurtling across the South Pacific towards Auckland, New Zealand where the island's "fat cat restaurateurs and bleating cheapskate guests" are about to get fitted for a rather uncomfortable money syphon.
It's official- this has become an international movement overnight. New Zealand waiters are ordering Scam Bibles and God help the jack-ass managers and restaurant owners that tried to keep them down for all these years. I'm sure the boys were already sticking it to them pretty good, but now they are really going to turn the hose on. Ahoy, Mates! Let us know if we can help.