World Tour 2006: Southwest Foodservice Expo, June 25th

That's right, we're coming to your town. We're stumping this amoral smut from coast to coast, pole to pole, in reeking gin joints and arabesque hippodromes, teepees, church tents, railroad cars...to "bums and angels" if they'll listen. We don't play favorites and aren't too proud to snatch a lollypop from a crying baby for 15 minutes of glory.

If you've been reading Peter Francis' Up From the Skies series, you may have got the idea we've embraced this rambling, gypsy lifestyle that began after Hurricane Katrina, and you'd be right. What could be more natural? In the olden days, hard working bible salesmen canvassed the highways and byways of our great country, indulging the thirsty rapture of lonesome housewives by day, and preaching in tin cup amphitheaters to congregations of hobos and dreamers by night. Well, let me tell you, the life of a modern day Scam Bible salesman is not much different.

Our next stop is HOUSTON, TEXAS JUNE 25^th @ THE SOUTHWEST FOODSERVICE EXPO – “Whoa! The what…where!?” I didn’t stutter, cowboy. The Texas Restaurant Association has been kind enough to ask us, of all people, a couple of no good Marxist klepto-anarchists, to speak and sign books at their annual convention. I was agape at the news myself, and frankly a little suspicious. For all I know we could be walking into an ambush. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that 27,000 angry restaurant and bar people and two infamous scamming waiters could amount to one hell of a lynchin’, but…the boys at Promethean Books assured us it was worth the risk.

For schedule & booking information call toll free (888)-672-9018 or email info@prometheanbooks.com.