The Book that Sparked a Revolution

"If you think waiters are powerless tip slaves - guess again!" - Steve Dublanica, aka "The Waiter", author of Waiter Rant

"An eye-opener for the 100 million of us who eat out every day." - Lynn Scherr, ABC 20/20

"The dirty little secrets of restaurants - revealed!" - Good Morning America

Study up!

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Don't eat out until you read this book!

Smart Money

Click on the title above to view co-author Peter Francis' commentary in April's Smart Money Magazine. Also, look for us at the upcoming Los Angeles Food Show in August and in your town. We are constantly canvassing the country bringing our caustic, quizzical, but extremely useful message to an oblivious public and industry, regularly ravished and hosed down by scam-savvy marxist workers. Sound like a conspiracy? Shameless glitz and marketing? You tell me, but I'll tell you from experience - nothing warms the cockles of a scammers heart like denial.

New Orleans Book Fair 2006

Racontuers, pseudo and non-pseudo intellectuals alike, writers,poets ,real live living and breathing anarchists,Hippies ,Yippies, Zinesters,artists ,ZEITGEIST and more.

Saturday October 28th, 10am till 6pm , Barristers Gallery, 1724 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd. NEW ORLEANS ,LOUISIANNA....yeah you right.

Meet Chip and Peter and get the newest edition fresh off the printer signed ,and we encourage picture taking.

Barristers Gallery is the home of ZEITGEIST and its mad genius leader Renee. Back in in the golden age of New Orleans , 1996, Renee and I worked with TRIBE MAGAZINE and "DEHYDRATED AT DAWN AT CAFE DUMONDE" poet Douglas Brinkley on the 48 HOUR INSOMNIACATHON which was a couple of kicks in the shins and a corn stomp of good fun.
Tempus Fugit and then some deja vu to really bend it around and here we are in present time again shuffling off to the New Orleans Book Fair. Sat Oct 28.
Check out the site : nolabookfair.com

Orange Alert!

Let’s get the word out, comrades! No matter how fast I stoke the flames with these lil' devils, there’s still 100’s of millions of people in America who've yet to read the Scam Bible. Criminy, that’s a lot of books and a lot of potential targets. We’ve got a crisis on our hands, as if it wasn’t bad enough already. I’ve got mountains of Scam Bibles bearing down on my FEMA trailer like coal slag.

Trust me, disseminating this arcane know-how is the best thing for everyone involved. The working men and women deserve a little respect, the restaurant and bar owners are losing their asses, and the poor customers don’t have a clue.

Don’t take my word for it -

“An eye-opener for the 100 million of us who eat out every day.”
– Lynn Scherr, ABC 20/20

“If you think waiters are powerless tip slaves – guess again!”
– The Waiter, waiterrant.net

“If you ever plan on eating in a restaurant, you need to read this book.”
- Wayne Resnick, KFI 640 AM, Los Angeles

“A must read for restaurant and bar operators.”
- Bevinco

There’s something here for everyone. Heck, do what I did. Get a couple of thousand of these bad boys and stack’em up against the door jams to hold back the flood waters.

Just kidding, don’t do that...it doesn’t work.

See you soon.

Fox News Channel: Tommorrow @ 6:52am Eastern

Any sane person would be in bed, but if you're a basket case like me, tune in to Fox News Channel at 6:52 am Tommorrow June 21st for a little Scam Bible with your coffee.

ABC News 20/20

Tune in to 20/20 Tommorrow, June 16th, at 10pm Eastern to check out our interview with Lynn Scherr. We had a great time in New York and they treated us like kings, but God knows they'll probably crucify us...and I guess we deserve it.

World Tour 2006: Southwest Foodservice Expo, June 25th

That's right, we're coming to your town. We're stumping this amoral smut from coast to coast, pole to pole, in reeking gin joints and arabesque hippodromes, teepees, church tents, railroad cars...to "bums and angels" if they'll listen. We don't play favorites and aren't too proud to snatch a lollypop from a crying baby for 15 minutes of glory.

If you've been reading Peter Francis' Up From the Skies series, you may have got the idea we've embraced this rambling, gypsy lifestyle that began after Hurricane Katrina, and you'd be right. What could be more natural? In the olden days, hard working bible salesmen canvassed the highways and byways of our great country, indulging the thirsty rapture of lonesome housewives by day, and preaching in tin cup amphitheaters to congregations of hobos and dreamers by night. Well, let me tell you, the life of a modern day Scam Bible salesman is not much different.

Our next stop is HOUSTON, TEXAS JUNE 25^th @ THE SOUTHWEST FOODSERVICE EXPO – “Whoa! The what…where!?” I didn’t stutter, cowboy. The Texas Restaurant Association has been kind enough to ask us, of all people, a couple of no good Marxist klepto-anarchists, to speak and sign books at their annual convention. I was agape at the news myself, and frankly a little suspicious. For all I know we could be walking into an ambush. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that 27,000 angry restaurant and bar people and two infamous scamming waiters could amount to one hell of a lynchin’, but…the boys at Promethean Books assured us it was worth the risk.

For schedule & booking information call toll free (888)-672-9018 or email info@prometheanbooks.com.