Saturday, December 17, 2005

“The Best Bookseller in America”

Well, I spit-shined a Scam Bible and took it down to Austin’s Book People, anointed this year by Publisher’s Weekly as the “Best Bookseller in America”. I honestly thought they’d scoff at our little Rosemary’s baby, but I’ll be a monkey’s uncle – they took it!

In fact they loved it and thought it was so damn funny, they went and put it in the “Humor” section alongside the likes of Woody Allen, Steve Martin and a veritable pantheon of other comic legends. So if you happen to be around 6th and Lamar, right across from Waterloo Records (ironically voted “Retailer of the Year 2005”) scrambling for a last minute gift for that black sheep in your family, let me suggest a winning combination – the Scam Bible and a copy of Black Sabbath’s Greatest Hits. They’ll think you finally understand them.
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