Nuke Jefferson Parish
The friendly residents of Jefferson Parrish have thrown a helpful stick in the spokes of this whole FEMA debacle by refusing to allow delivery of any more trailers to the area. That’s first hand from my girlfriend who’s been jumping thru hoops to receive one on a spot she’d lined up there for quite some time now. When she called to check the status yesterday she was blindsided by this latest delay.
For those of you who’ve been in Botswanaland for the last 6 months, these are the same a-holes that brandished firearms and turned back fleeing New Orleanians on the Mississippi Bridge and who’s Sherriff’s Department was reprimanded for using cut outs of Little Black Sambo for target practice. Of course, during Mardis Gras and other colorful New Orleans-based festivities you can’t get these toothless f***in’ Yats to leave the city. Talk about fair weather friends.
Hey, I can dig it. They want their cake and eat it too. I say we give it to ‘em, but make it a tasty uranium cake. Let’s nuke the selfish bastards. We'll make the whole Parish a FEMA trailer park, be done with the KKK and finally oust Harry Lee all in one fell swoop.
For those of you who’ve been in Botswanaland for the last 6 months, these are the same a-holes that brandished firearms and turned back fleeing New Orleanians on the Mississippi Bridge and who’s Sherriff’s Department was reprimanded for using cut outs of Little Black Sambo for target practice. Of course, during Mardis Gras and other colorful New Orleans-based festivities you can’t get these toothless f***in’ Yats to leave the city. Talk about fair weather friends.
Hey, I can dig it. They want their cake and eat it too. I say we give it to ‘em, but make it a tasty uranium cake. Let’s nuke the selfish bastards. We'll make the whole Parish a FEMA trailer park, be done with the KKK and finally oust Harry Lee all in one fell swoop.
posted by R.Chip DeGlinkta at 4:48 PM
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