Oracle Program Guide

You heard right. We're finally going to dummy up with some reliable commercial-free programming. Los Jefes were beginning to send a lot of menacing emails down the pipes at us and frankly, I think they were starting to wonder if they hadn't lashed themselves to a sinking ship. All the sudden spending their last dime to produce a book by two failed waiters/wannabe Pump Handles seemed a little loco. Duh!

Imagine the look on their faces when, at the last possible moment, just as they were perusing the bankruptcy agreement, we trapsed nonchalantly into the executive suite without so much as a nod to the secretary and plopped a couple of fully produced minispheries down on the desk!

"T...T...T...Touche, Yup!"

(Gulp!)

So until further notice, here's the new Program Schedule for Spring 2005:

Every Sunday by Midnight, CST- "Poe Blog" with Peter Francis

Every Wedensday by 9am, CST- "Field Ops: Notebook" with R.Chip DeGlinkta

Of course, we will continue to provide the usual unscheduled programming. Thank you and stayed tuned for previews of coming attractions.